Tuesday, March 31, 2015
The Land Before Time XV: Independence Day 2: The Fast and the Furious 8: Jurassic Universe's Return of the Living Dead
Interior Dom's garage. Dom (Vin Diesel) and Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) and fixing a car. Hobbs (The Rock) walks in next to Little Foot.
Hobbs: I need you, for one last mission.
Dom: I told you I'm out of the game.
Hobbs: The game is not done with you.
Letty: He's out, we're all out.
Hobbs: How out are you going to be when a T-Rex comes stomping through your living room?
Dom: What are you talking about.
Little Foot: The aliens have weaponized time travel. They're releasing packs of velociraptors in New York city right now.
Letty: And what do you want us to do about it?
Hobbs: There's only one group of people I know who could break into the aliens' fortress in Cambodia and steal a time travel device.
Dom: Letty, call the crew.
Cut to montage of Mia reading to her children, Roman and Tej on a first class flight, Gisele and Han-Seoul-Oh eating brains in a fancy Tokyo restaurant. Each of them gets a phone call and flys back to Dom's neighborhood garage. Where they all stand around a table.
Little Foot (whispering to Hobbs): I don't trust no zombies.
Hobbs: Well those zombies happen to be an Israeli super spy and a drifter... and you don't even have thumbs.
Little Foot: I can still drive.
Hobbs: The aliens' fortress is guarded by thirty-six velocirapters and twelve T-Rexes. There's also a bunch of little buggers who spit poison. It's located underneath an abandoned Buddhist temple. We don't know what's inside. I'm betting robots.
Mia: Sounds like a challenge.
Dom: Sounds like fun.
Han: Braaaaaaaaaaaaains.
Dom: Let's roll out.
Everyone picks up guns and then climbs into shiny new cars, except for Gisele who is on a motorcycle, and Little Foot whose head is sticking out of a Jeep.
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