Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Some Kinda (but not really) Haiku!

My penis fell off
Stolen by bank robbers
Hope they get caught

How many men
Does it take to climb
A large duck?

Push the pregnant girl
Down the steps of the church
Problem solved

Consider the snail
He is slimy and yellow
And owns property

Benjamin Franklin
Owes me thirty cents
For a prostitute

Monkeys urinate
Onto the villagers’ heads
Oh, oh what a game

I cried because I
Had no shoes, until I met
A man with no feet

Then I laughed heartily
At his amputated stumps
What a loser

I made a sandwich
It turned into a real witch
And ate a baby

Let’s go see strippers
They take their clothes off
And we can see scars

Buy my condoms
Ultra smooth lubricant
Pleasure for you

But not in the face
I’m a prostitute and need it
For oral sex

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