Wednesday, December 26, 2012

The Worst Representations of Gay Men on TV in 2012

...And now for the worst. This was a truly terrible year, one completely cluttered up with just awful portrayals that combined bad TV with bad stereotypes. Watching many of these shows was just a painful exercise. They were self-indulgent messes, replete with awkward and horrifying characterization. They aren't complex, they aren't interesting, they aren't praise worthy. They're just bad. The worst part being that the shows could so easily have been good, but just consistently chose not to be. In fact, this year was so bad, I had to expand my normal half-list of five into a full list of ten just to cover everything that was horribly, horribly wrong.

Let the pain begin...

The Ten Worst Representations of Gay Men in 2012

10. T.J. Hammond, Political Animals



Political Animals was a show that I generally liked. I actually quite often liked T.J. the slutty, drug addict son. But most of the time he was just alternating between sleeping with just about anyone and doing copious amounts of drugs. There was nothing particularly complex or interesting about him, he was just poorly written and came off incredibly awkwardly. Inevitably the best episodes of the series were the ones that marginalized him as much as possible.

9. Oscar Martinez, The Office



"Gay Witch Hunt" is one of my favorite episodes of TV. Which really marks the stark deterioration of both Oscar and The Office over the course of its history. He used to be, like everyone else who worked in the office, a fairly normal guy, but one who happened to be gay and a little pompous. Now he's devolved, again like everyone else in the office, into his worst traits. He is an arrogant jerk and his plot-line for this season has been that Angela's boyfriend the state senator is cheating on her with him. How sad for a character that used to be on the Best list.

8. Smash... just Smash



NBC decided to rip off Glee and do it as a Broadway show. The result was, quite predictably, terrible, with more than one "what were you thinking?" moments per episode. It's almost impossible to nail down what was actively offensive as opposed to simply offensively bad. Nor is it possible to single out any one character in a show this aggressively  in-your-face bad. So, I'm just saying the entire show, and placing it on the low end since it was good enough, at least, to spread the misery around. The lowlights include the dance crew whose sole personality traits were "gay," the entire Tom dates a Republican arc, and pretty much anything involving Ellis.

7. David Murray, The New Normal



The New Normal is pretty much all around terrible. A screechy, self-indulgent, moralizing mess that is simply an excuse for Ryan Murphy to climb up on his soap box and pelt us with sermons. It is sloppy, inconsistent, and will be actively offensive one scene and then follow it with angry tirade about how we should not be offensive. David is, mostly, the straight man, but he is the exact same screechy moralizing jerk that everyone else on the show is, as well as generally being an arrogant dick. Mostly he is there to make Bryan look like someone a person could actually fall in love with.


6. Cameron Tucker, Modern Family



Oh Cam....this has not been your year, has it? Cam usually manages to just skate by based on farm stories. Having that one quality in addition to being gay normally saves him, in my opinion, from the truly terrible gay characters. But man, they really went over-the-top with his theatrics and neediness this season.

5. Patrick, Anger Management



Anger Management is a sitcom that could be, and should be, better than it is. And Patrick is a character that could be, and should be, better than he is. He's a gay guy with anger control issues. That could be something interesting. An angry character instead of a bitchy one. But he is a bitchy character. Just a stereotypically effete, bitchy guy. Setting a show in a therapy session should make delving into deep, complex characters easy, but no, everything about the show is incredibly superficial, including Patrick.

4. Kurt Hummel, Glee



Kurt has to be excited that this year features so many terrible characters, because it really makes him look better by comparison. Glee was a show that distracted its audience with bright colors and catchy songs, causing them not to realize just how awful a show it is. Kurt gets continuously saddled with horrible plots, often just to make a point. Which is something special in a show as utterly incoherent as Glee is.

3. Mitchell Pritchett, Modern Family



The former winner of worst gay guy on TV, has now fallen to third place! Mitchell is gay and... and... there's no "and" there. He's just gay. The worst part being that he's gay and in a completely sexless relationship. I always say that Modern Family is best viewed as a group of people who died and are now in Hell together, and that's no more evident than with Mitchell and Cam's relationship. They are just two awful people making each other miserable.

2. Louis, Partners



Partners was just awful. It would have been dated in 1990, an unfunny collection of stereotypes with jokes that would have been rejected from Will & Grace scripts. Louis was the worst aspect of the show, being a completely self-absorbed, narcissistic asshole utterly unattached to reality. And yet was supposed to be lovable. He would be terrible for the entire episode, and then we were asked to think he was adorable.

1. Bryan Collins, The New Normal



I could almost cut and paste my criticisms of Louis and put it here. It is amazing that a TV season would feature two such odious gay characters who are terrible in the exact same way. But Bryan was just so much worse as a transparent Mary-Sue of Ryan Murphy (so transparent that Murphy just stuck a "b" in front of his own first name). He's screechy and moralizing, and yet a complete jerk. He's completely untethered from reality, and yet treats everyone terribly. He's every bad gay stereotype without any attempt at creating an interesting character. He is a character with literally no redeeming qualities. Just an oil slick of awfulness. The New Normal is just Ryan Murphy's self-indulgent fantasy lie, and Bryan is who Murphy thinks he is. Murphy seems to think that he is charming and adorable, but he really is just an awful, awful human being.

The Best Representations of Gay Men on TV in 2012

This was quite the year for gay male representation on TV. We saw some of the most complex, innovative and daring portrayals in the medium's history.... but that was juxtaposed against some absolutely painful, awkward and stereotypical portrayals. In fact, there were so much in the way of awful representation, I had to expand my annual list of the five most odious characters to ten.

Just as a note, this is more of a list of non-heterosexual male characters, as "gay" does not accurately fit several people I am listing.


These are the best. The characters I enjoyed watching the most. They're interesting, innovative, exciting and complicated. They all have well-rounded lives. They are both gay (or rather, non-heterosexual) and interesting characters, with neither overshadowing the other, but instead having all aspects integrated into a fascinating whole.


The 10 Best Representations of Gay Men on TV in 2012

10. Mr. Wolfe, Suburgatory (Rex Lee)


When Suburgatory first started airing, Mr. Wolfe was just another aspect of its satire of suburbia as a place that prides itself on friendliness, but is really oppressive, repressive and demands secrecy. About half way through the season, Mr. Wolfe perfunctorily came out of the closet, and since then has become the rarest of TV creatures, a gay man who has a large number of stereotypical qualities, but is not offensive. He's well rounded, well developed, in an relationship that is fairly nuanced.

9. Ian Gallagher, Shameless (Cameron Monaghan)


Shameless is a show that is ambiguous at best. There are many, often confusing and contradictory, ways to interpret it. Depending upon which lens you utilize, it is either brilliant or terrible. The same could be said for how to interpret middle child Ian. I choose to look at him as an economically and socially marginalized figure who has an incredibly limited pool of potential romantic partners, and so makes due with what is available. Which just happens to be mostly older men. But I don't deny that there is a creepy subtext to it all.

8.  Dean Craig Pelton, Community (Jim Rash)


Dean Pelton is a happy, pansexual imp. Nothing is really known about his sexuality, other than it is strange. But he is a remarkably well developed character, a rare minor character that is able to hold up entire episodes. And the joke is never that he is behaving in a stereotypically gay way. The joke about his affinity for cross-dressing is the weird tangential connections between his outfits and the news he is trying to convey. That and the fact that he does such elaborate pageantry just to deliver news to seven very specific people.

7. Danny Mahealani, Teen Wolf (Keahu Kahuanui)



I unapologetically and unironically love Teen Wolf. It is such a wonderful show that almost feels like it is tailor made to appeal specifically to me. And one of the great elements of Teen Wolf is my beloved Danny. He's part of the popular clique, but also friends with everyone. He's a jock, but also a total nerd. He's the only person that resident jerk Jackson can muster up any human compassion for. And he's got a rich life that the show drops all sorts of hints about. Every season I get up my hopes he will be bumped up from fan-favorite minor character to the main cast... let's hope it happens this next season.

6. Sonny Kiriakis, Days of Our Lives (Freddie Smith)


It's always rather difficult to review soap operas. They have a byzantine complexity, with massive casts, and glacial pacing that inevitably ensures stories will fall into good, bad, and impossible to understand, and sometimes all three. Nevertheless Sonny is just a great character. A small business owner who is just all around nice and his slowly built romance with main character Will Horton has been enjoyable to watch unfold daily.

5. Nasir, Spartacus (Pana Hema Taylor)


A former sex slave that Spartacus freed during a brief stop over at a mansion, Nasir has evolved into one of the most interesting characters on the show. At first a traitor, attempting to asassinate Spartacus, he was enfolded into the slave rebellion. At first weak, he sought out someone more powerful to protect him, but eventually was trained into a strong warrior in his own right. Always independent  he stands up for what he believes is right. And he is in what is inarguably the best gay romance this year.


4. Ray Gillette, Archer (Adam Reed)



Gillette really started off as a one-off joke about a gay secret agent in the spy spoof Archer. But Adam Reed enjoyed doing the voice, and so they kept bringing him back until he was as essential to the cast as any other character. He's often the straight man to Archer's insane antics, and is one of the few Isis employees who actually has some degree of competence. There's a world weary exhaustion to Gillette and a frustration that he has to deal with endless antics of working at the worst spy agency anyone ever created.

3. Nolan Ross, Revenge (Gabriel Mann)




A year ago, I considered Nolan the best non-heterosexual male character on the TV. Sadly, a season of underuse and listless plots have pushed him a bit father down. Nolan, the campy, quippy bisexul right-hand man to sociopathic vengence-machine Emily Thorne was possibly the best element in the surprisingly delightful and addictive Revenge. Everything about him was just fun. His hilarious jokes, his magical ability to hack into any computer on the planet and get it to do anything, his affinity for disguises, the fact that he banged a psychopathic male prostitute. There's just nothing not to like about him (other than a romance with the dullest character Revenge has ever had...)

2. Max Blum, Happy Endings (Adam Pally)


Max is fat, poor, a slob and also hilarious. A combination that's pretty much every gay guy I know in real life, but unlike anything you will ever see on TV. Max is incredibly well developed, having an acerbic, con-artist personality that floats from odd job to odd job. In the second season of Happy Endings he was the only character that was given a romantic arc. Max's sexuality is completely integrated into a character where it is never marginalized, but also never centralized. Brilliant.


1. Agron, Spartacus (Dan Feuerriegel)




There really aren't enough good things to say about Agron on Spartacus. He's tough as nails, completely loyal to Spartacus and the slave rebellion's cause, and depending upon the day either the second or third in charge. He's complex and fascinating, and even when he is acting in a less than noble fashion, Spartacus always makes sure he has excellent and well justified reasons for doing what he does. On top of just being generally bad-ass, he had the only really excellent romantic relationship on the show. The slowly built love between Agron and Nasir was one of the highlights of the second season, and an excellent juxtaposition between their mutual love and the rest of the show's use of sex as a representation of power dynamics. Frell, now I am going to have to go rewatch Spartacus: Vengeance.




Well, those were the best... coming up next, the worst...

Friday, December 14, 2012

Take the Scorn

Timothy Dalrymple gives an almost perfect example of the tone argument in this post. For those of you not familiar with the tone argument, it is a logical fallacy of arguing over how something is said, rather than its actual content. Dalrymple relies incredibly heavily on the tone argument throughout his posting, mainly because he argues in blog post after blog post that conservative Christians have been made in "caricatures," but he does not actually disagree with any part of that caricature. In fact, the caricatures he rails against almost perfectly define him, something that he inevitably has to admit in most posts. So he's left complaining about the way people message, because he can't really argue with the content of it.

If You’re Selling Scorn for Conservative Christians, the Market is Hot
Right at the start of all this, Dalrymple is making the exact type of disingenuous and uncharitable statement that he will rail against in the upcoming post. He's literally claiming that the "scorn" conservative Christians receive is some sort of money making scheme, rather than an opinion that is honestly arrived at. Of course, he won't ever admit that vastly larger sums of money are vastly easier to acquire by appealing to those conservative Christians, rather than appealing against them.

But by accepting the caricatures coming mostly from secular critics, legitimating and perpetuating them, they themselves — acting out of concern for the damage done to the church and its witness — are doing great harm to the church and its witness. If we truly care for the public witness of the church, then we (liberal and conservative) need to stop slandering and caricaturing the other half of the church. Don’t throw your Christian brothers and sisters under the bus. Even if you disagree with them, you can provide a coherent, charitable explanation for what “those other evangelicals” believe.
Again, Dalrymple is being disingenuous. The "caricatures" are not coming mostly from "secular critics," but rather people with first hand experience, some of it extensive. Also again, the caricature Dalrymple is complaining about is something that accurately defines him. He's actually going to launch into just how accurate those caricatures are in this post, and his only complaint is that the "secular critics" state it in harsh, unflattering terms.
If that was all they wanted to say, however, they could have rented a billboard with the boards, “Our hearts are with you.” Given their beliefs on homosexuality and marriage, that would have been a fine thing to do. Yet that’s not what they did. Instead they called their fellow believers, who feel differently from them on this issue, ”narrow-minded, judgmental, deceptive, [and] manipulative.”
Of course, Dalrymple fails to mention their fellow believers, who feel differently from them on this issue, were, in fact, narrow-minded, judgmental, deceptive, and manipulative. Anyone who has followed the issue of marriage equality with any degree of closeness knows this is the case. It does not matter if you look at Protect Marriage, the National Organization for Marriage, or the American Family Association (or any others), they are all narrow-minded, judgmental, deceptive, and manipulative. This is just a matter of public fact. If we are to be extremely charitable towards them, their supporters (both supporting the organizations and co-supporting their causes), then those supporters are, at best, complacent in being narrow-minded, judgmental  deceptive, and manipulative.
(1) They’re perpetuating the worst images of conservative Christians who support traditional marriage.
Which also happens to be an image that is true. Acknowledging truth is not a bad thing, no matter how harshly worded that truth is.

(2) They’re holding themselves our as a better alternative. They are the good Christians, the more Christ-like Christians, who are not judgmental — even as they’re judging sixty percent of North Carolinians, a majority of Californians, over half of Christians in the United States and the great majority of Christians around the world.
They are, almost undoubtedly. a better alternative. And those Christians deserve to be judged for exactly what their participation was. For someone who complains about a lack of nuance, Dalrymple is ultimately using the multiple shades of "judge" for a quick, convenient point. Mission Gathering is judging people for their actions which demonstrably attack and harm others. Christians such as Dalrymple are judging people for existing in the first place. Two entirely different and mutually exclusive standards.

In other words, (3) they’re saying “our hearts are with you” in that “we feel the same anger and scorn in our hearts as you do.”
Good. Those people deserve all the anger and scorn they get. It is nothing less than a good thing to tell the victims of a rather heinous attack that you feel as righteously angry about that attack as they do.
Their intentions are honorable, but undermined by an incoherent strategy and by their deep-seated scorn for conservative Christians. They’re trying to encourage love — by being hateful (and no, I don’t think that’s too strong a word). They’re trying to encourage tolerance — but judging everyone who disagrees with them. They’re trying to improve the witness of the church — by legitimating the stereotype that the conservative half of the church is bigoted and deceitful. They hold themselves out as a better alternative — by throwing more conservative Christians under the bus.
Actually nothing is incoherent about it, and conservative Christians deserve all the scorn they get. They are trying to encourage love, by rebuking hate. There's actually nothing hateful about Mission Gathering's statement, it is just a statement of fact, one supported by a mountain of evidence. One supported by basically everything that occurred in the entire Proposition 8 trial. They're encouraging tolerance by rebuking the intolerant. Dalrymple here is just putting out the barest bones of the classic, "if you are so tolerant, why don't you tolerate my intolerance?" argument. That one is just a semantic word game that is logically false. There is nothing about that stereotype that is false. It is completely legitimate, and at no point does Dalrymple attempt to falsify that stereotype, mainly because he can't. And no one is throwing anyone under the bus, other than conservative Christians throwing themselves under the bus. Mission Gathering is simply pointing out that they did it.
And these are bumper-sticker arguments. I am for a family founded on the marriage of man and woman; I am for the defense of innocent human life even prior to birth. And I am not trying to advance the kingdom so much as I am trying to defend the innocent and defend social structures I consider sacred and valuable. The dead are not raised by politics, but the living can be protected and served by it.
Actually, Dalrymple is presenting bumper-sticking re-phrasings. Being for, "for a family founded on the marriage of man and woman" is simply being against a vast swath of alternative family structures. And it conveniently ignores actions. How does voting against marriage equality benefit or promote families founded on the marriage of a man and a woman? The truth is that it doesn't, hence why so many conservative Christians have to make the absolutely insane claims that if we allow gay people to marry, there will somehow be more single woman, who will then produce more criminals, and all of society will fall apart. Nope, actions prove that Dalrymple is just anti-gay. And, unless Dalrymple is radically different from the conservative Christian he presents himself to be, he is just anti-abortion. If we was really concerned for the "defense of innocent human life even prior to birth" then he would the contraception policy in Obamacare, as making contraception more available and cheaper would prevent abortions. He would also love Planned Parenthood, an organization that does more to prevent abortions than any other in America. He would also support universal healthcare, public housing, and a strong welfare state, as the lack of all those things contribute to why women have abortions. Most conservative Christians do not support anything to help ease the financial and social burden on pregnant women, which would reduce abortions dramatically. So we are left with the fact that they are just anti-abortion. In fact, they only care about the act of abortion, and could not possibly care less about either mother or child.
For conservative Christians, of course, there are not merely political victories. These are matters of fundamental moral and theological import, critical to the health of individuals and societies.
And that's the difference between Dalrymple and the progressive Christians. They do not view these issues as "political victories" or "matters of fundamental moral and theological import." Instead they view them as incredible hardships that directly affect specific people. When a gay couple is denied the benefits of marriage, it is not an abstract theological point. It is a specific hardship that couple has to live with their entire lives. It does real, calculable damage to them. To the progressive Christians the morality and the theology are derived from the harm to the vulnerable, they do not deduce that morality and theology demand they harm the vulnerable.
Evans never engages with how conservative Christians articulate the reasons for their actions. She never gives an explanation at all — much less a charitable one — for the things her brothers and sisters in Christ believe and do.
Which is just begging the question of if an explanation is even relevant. Certainly why people do what they do is an interesting psychological question, but really all that matters are actions. Beliefs are immaterial, easily lied about, and often forgotten. Actions are permanent and can be examined. By their actions, conservative Christians should be judged. And their actions show they deserve far more scorn than they actually receive.
I have many close relationships with gays and lesbians who do, indeed, find actions like Prop 8 and Amendment 1 hurtful. I do feel for them, and I genuinely wish for the sake of our relationships that I could agree with them on these issues.
Some of my best friends are gay! No, you actually do not feel for them. If you consider the demonstrable harm you are imposing upon them as less important than abstract theology, then you do not feel for them.
This is selling anger, not offering enlightenment.
It should be interesting how Dalrymple usurps the vocabulary of capitalism to apply to Christianity, but it really isn't.
But one would never know, from a post like Evans’, that there are loving and thoughtful and self-sacrificial people on the conservative side of the argument who are genuinely trying to do the right thing for all people.
Which begs the question, are there loving and thoughtful and self-sacrificial people on the conservative side of the argument? The answer, I think, is fairly obviously, "no." Let's start with "self-sacrificial." If their side is victorious, then they actually sacrifice nothing. They live exactly the same lives as before. You can argue that they have to deal with the justified scorn of society, but the truth is, they don't. They can simply not tell how they voted, or lie about their vote (which is exactly what they will do twenty years from now, just like the pro-segregationists did). They sacrifice nothing. Now let's look at "loving." Can you be anti-gay rights and still be loving? No, you can not. You are demonstrably harming people. You are making their lives more difficult. That is not love. So, now "thoughtful." Well, you can be thoughtful, but it is a nasty, spiteful  hostile form of thought that has no empathy for others. So, I think we can safely say there aren't loving and thoughtful and self-sacrificial people on the conservative side of the argument.
There is a growing genre — call it Progressive Christian Scorn Literature — about the scorn progressive Christians have for conservative evangelicals. It seems to be celebrated on the Left as a kind of righteous comeuppance for the Christian Right, and it wins the applause of the Left for the Christian Left. But it’s wrong and it needs to be called out. It’s neither winsome, nor loving, nor constructive, nor right.

Actually it is right, and it needs to be celebrated. conservative evangelicals deserve all the scorn they get. They actually deserve much, much, much, more. In fact, this paragraph comes after the following sentence,"Sometimes the best way to wash a person’s feet is to tell him those feed are striding down a self-destructive path," which neatly sums up Dalrymple's own lack of self-awareness. According to Dalrymple himself, Progressive Christian Scorn Literature would in fact be winsome, loving, constructive, and right, if it wasn't for the fact that it is directed at his own causes. When he tells someone they are striding down a self-destructive path, it is about love, but when progressives do it, it is about scorn.